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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 03:09
Loons and Moons
No go.
Still no good.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Just Forget it!
No way
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
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Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Is a computer science degree worth it in 2024?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to